So funny ForMyBoys!
I hope you don't mind but this:
I had to speak with him on the phone for the first time in almost a year. I had a panic attack and thought I was going to pass out.
had me LMAO! Because I know EXACTLY what you are talking about! Been there, done that, it's why I REFUSE to see him or speak to him. They will have to send me to the looney bin!! Thanks for sharing, you really made my entire day!