When we first met:
Me: Are you an alcoholic?
Him: No, alcoholics go to meetin's.
Him: When I meet the girl I'll settle down with, I'll quit drinking! QUACK!
I guess that wasn't me, 'cause he didn't miss a beer.
Him: I believe in karma; the way you treat people comes back to you.
Well, dude, you're going to be on the receiving end of some pretty mean, selfish, rude behavior then...