My relapse thing is in my head all the time!
It goes kind of like this....
.. you're not an alcoholic. An alcoholic? Come on! That's serious. But you can't drink in moderation. Well I have in the past. But what about when you go out with friends? Oh god Christmas is coming up. Sober christmas? WTF? You will be slimmer though. Its nice not having a hangover. An alcoholic? Alcoholics drink every day and drink in the morning. You don't do that. But you black out. Maybe just one drink every now and then is OK...
But am fighting it!