1.) Carefully plan out every detail of the relapse ahead of time.
2.) Make sure I had adequate time off to be passed out 24/7 during the relapse.
3.) Purchase Liquor from multiple stores so they don't think I am an Alcoholic.
4.) Hide Stash Bottles in at least three places.
5.) Make sure I have no Driving, errands, or Appointments to do other than to a Liquor Store.
6.) Complete all essential tasks (like feed the Dog) since I will be useless during the relapse.
7.) Lie to myself and say "It will be different this time".
8.) Prepare for the unbearable suffering I am about to put myself through.