My HP doesn't pay my bills either.
I was recently at a first step meeting. One woman said "God give me everything I want today." I responded that my experience is that "My HP always gives me what I need ... not necessarily what I want." She said my experience is different than hers.....and she was respectful about it.
Any way, I wish my HP would give me everything I WANT.
I think I'm really off topic. Sorry about that.