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Old 09-06-2012, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Confetti View Post
"what you don't want to try the new wine I bought, I bought it for you"

"I just ran into so and so.....I hadn't seen him in ages, it was just a quick one."

And my new personal fave.....

Him: "I was doing so good, and then you didn't send me a picture of our son with his cupcake" (it was our sons birthday that he missed)
Me: "I sent you a picture of him in his little suit."
Him: "well, he didn't have a cupcake in the picture, did he?"
oh I get this one ALL the time..."I got it for you!!" ....
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