'I socialize because i work damn hard in a job i hate while i'm trying to chase my dream. You wouldn't understand because you have no ambition or vision.'
'IF you didn't go on at me so much about it then i wouldn't socialize as much as i do'
'My nan died, i need a drink'
'My Mom is sick, i need a drink'
'I had some great news, i need to celebrate'
'We can't possibly work because you're too boring and too straight'
'I wouldn't want any other woman other than you because i love the fact you don't drink and drug like me. You're perfect.'
I could go on.