I love to come and read these when I start feeling like I am going crazy... reminds me that I'M not the one who is crazy!
My favorite on our house is any conversation that starts with, "I need your advice on something..." and ends with an angry, "You know, it would be really great if you agreed with me just once!!!" Anything in between is just quacks! He doesn't reallly want honest advice so I've stopped giving it.