This took place last summer, during an argument about drinking and driving...
ME: I just dont understand it. You live 3 miles away and everytime you pull into my driveway you've got an open beer in your hand. Ya cant wait the THREE FLIPPIN MINUTES it takes to get here before you crack open a beer??
ABF: I TOLD you I dont do that any more. I throw the can in the ditch before I come up your driveway..
ME: staring at him in utter disbelief, mouth hanging open....blink blink