As I wait out his leaving my house, this is my favourite thread.
Tonight:
Him: "I would like to take this with me when I leave"
I didn't even ask what "this" was.
I eventually turned around and he gestured towards a lamp which was my grandmother's.
Him: "Although technically, it's yours so I guess I can't take it."
I gave no reply. Why bother when all he was doing was quacking and trying to start something, gaslight me and engage me in a fruitless round and round and spin and spin "discussion".