Here's a good one that I heard last night from my AH. He said the most important thing to him is his image and that he have a good one. Say what, the man who gets drunk at the local bar where people know him! He also said that he wants me and our grown kids to have good images too....LOL.
Then he went on to say that if anyone has a problem with him, he tries to take care of it because of his image!! Say what, did I tell you I had a problem with your drinking, did you take care of it? Anyway, I then responded that I thought he only took care of the problem if it was superficial. He said yes, I take care of superficial problems like if you don't like my clothes! So he agreed but then I don't know that he even knew what he agreed to? I was so amazed by this quacking....it goes beyond his usual, which is really saying something...LOL!