"My drinking isn't the problem here. It's the stress in our relationship."
(Yes, our relationship IS full of stress because of your DUIs, bankruptcy, verbal and physical abuse, job insecurity, clinical depression--all of which stems from your drinking.)
"YOU need to see a therapist, not ME."
(Yes, and I've been seeing one for several YEARS, while you refuse to go to counseling.)
"You don't trust me!"
(Yes, because, unlike me, you disappear overnight to drink in bars and hotel rooms--not exactly trustworthy behavior.)
"We can't have a relationship without trust."
(See above, dummy.)
"Why can't you just let things go?!"
(Sure, as soon as you just quit drinking forever.)
"I just want to come home and have some peace!"
(Really? Me, too! Now about that drinking problem of yours...)