Originally Posted by
SoaringSpirits 
My personal favorite:
"I drink because of your damned horses." (Huh?)
"I will give up alcohol if you give up your damned horses" (Last I checked, there are no 12-step groups for women who ride horses)
Quack! Quack! Quack!
Oh my goodness...are you also married to my STBXAH? I can't tell you how many times he's thrown those very words at me!