If you would have sex with me more I wouldn't have to drink.
I made it a point a long time ago to have sex with him once a day for 10 days straight. You know how many of those days he got drunk????? Yep you guessed it 10!
I'm not an alcholic I just drink alot.
I'm not drunk. I don't get drunk. I can handle a 5th of whiskey.
I'm not as bad as _______.
If I quit drinking you would just find something else to b*tch about.
I had a stressful day.
I was going to just buy a small bottle but the bigger bottle was a better deal. I will only drink a 1/4 of tonight and then I can drink the rest tomorrow and the next day.
(Yep right again....the whole liter or whatever size the handles are was gone that night)
My favorite is the honest one I overheard him telling his drinking buddy one night.
She is just going to have to get over it. I am going to drink and do whatever I want and there is nothing she can do about it.
I've been told also alot of the others posted on here. It is funny how they all sound the same. I've been told I was addicted to diet coke also. I told him when my drinking diet coke caused problems with everyone in the house that I would be more than happy to quit it. He then told me that his drinking wasn't the problem it was everyone elses attitude about it.