Originally Posted by
Justfor1 
liz, he probably blames the police for the DUI & says they should be out catching "real criminals". Thats a popular one with the drunk driving crowd.
Oh, in regards to the DUI I've heard things like this:
You should have seen the people at the courthouse, what a bunch of criminals.
Yep, he said that while he sat there waiting to meet with the prosecution for his own crime. DUH
Or this: He's made insinuations that he will have to be in jail with REAL criminals. Hmm, as opposed to what? You committed a CRIME, doesn't that make YOU a criminal?
This one is my favorite, which I've posted here before: My lawyer says I can buy a beater car and put the interlock device in it so that I can drive my regular car around. If I get stopped, it'll just be a slap on the wrist. Everyone else drives on a suspended license. No biggie.
I have chosen at this point to just shut my pie hole about the whole driving thing. I can't handle the insanity of it anymore!