Him: 'I'm not going to drink for a long time now. I was a fool for getting drunk and high last night'.
Me: 'Whatever, we'll see'
Him: 'I'm serious. I'll be working out 5 days a week anyway and working so i have no time.'
ME:'Yeah sure ok, whatever. I've heard it before'
next day
Him: 'I'm so looking forward to the gig i'm playing in next week.'
Me: 'Do you think you'll manage it sober?'
Him: 'Well i'll only be having a couple of drinks with the boys'
Me: 'EH?? You already told me you will work out 5 times a week and not drink for a long time remember?'
Him: 'Yeah but like i said, i'm having a couple of drinks, i'm not getting drunk! So i'm not drinking, plus i can only work out 3 times a week realistically.'
Me: FACEPALM
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