"You don't caaaare that I'm depressed" (I've been telling you that for months)
QUACK
"You don't have as stressful a life as I do" (no, caring for 2 kids almost ALONE while balancing school isn't stressful as working 2x a week and drinking the rest of the week away)
QUACK
"You're the reason I have no friends" (Yes yes, because I still have all my friendships I had before we got together and you don't. I must have told you you weren't allowed to go out)
QUACK
"If you cooked/cleaned more maybe I'd not be so depressed or inclined to drink" (maybe if you're mother wasn't a slave to your father while you grew up... lets not go there because you still haven't grown up!!!!)
QUACK!!!!