(We're separated after 16 years of marriage & four kids)
AH: "I really resent coming over to the house to fix things. I didn't mind it when we were living together, because I knew that at night I would be paid for the work. You know, with sex."
AH recently: "This no sex thing is getting really old."
(I told him that since he'd chosen vodka over me, that vodka was now his f**k, and I hoped he enjoyed her tight opening).