I had to add some more lol...
I don't have a problem because I'm a” happy drunk” (he’s actually obnoxious when he drinks and he only "thinks" he’s happy and funny)
I don't want to go to AA I am not like those losers.
I only like to drink vodka because it’s not as "filling" as beer.
My last wife used to nag me allot about my drinking so i drank more ... but i wouldn’t do that to you sweety it was becasue she was such a b*tch (ya right she was probably fed up with him and his drinking)
All of my buddies at work drink the same amount as I do, it’s “normal”.
I’m only going to tie one on because its SuperBowl, or its Christmas, or I’m having problems at work, or the neighbours coming over, etc etc. Always a different reason.
I only drink more than you because I weigh more than you.
I’ve cut down allot since I met you, I would only do that for you.
