Soaring, I was just getting on to post something similar. I think he is crazy like a fox. By hiding cookies all over he is lulling you into not paying attention to what he is getting. He has a snort or 2 of vodka, grabs a couple of cookies and the world is right from his point of view. It even helps cover the smell on his breadth.
This may not be as LOLZ as you think.
Your friend,