What a peach this guy is, we can only hope he gets someone worthy of his superior intellect, sterling personality, and blinding good looks!
My dad told me one day, "I am so glad you did not have kids with that b!tch". (ex-wife)
I said "dad I know you hated her but why would you not want me to have children".
He said because "I would have to kiss that no good b!tches a$$ for the rest of my life!"
We were at McDonalds and I was laughing so hard that I blew soda out my nose!
I knew then I was over it.