Good point, sofacat. By 'nearly' I mean I have gone from being drunk almost everyday to having one or two glasses of wine every few weeks and that is to be 'sociable'. I barely like the taste.
I just feel so positive about things now that it almost feels like I never drink at all.
As for being slightly pregnant, I have a smaller beer fetus than I had six months ago, possibly regressing to a beer embryo.