The quack lines I've Hearn so many times that I even knew when their about to come out of his mouth (past tense RExAB of just 3 weeks):
"I didn't intend to _______ " fill it in with hurt you, lie to you, forget you were have a medical procedure, etc...
"why are you upset and mad at me? (said in a how dare u tone)"
"I only drink wine"
"expensive wine has less alcohol in it then cheap wine"
"I know you have hear me say this before but this time it's different"
"I'm no good you deserve better" (wait that's not a quack that's true Ha Ha)