I may have posted this one before..I don't remember but I heard this one right before I my final exams and exit exams (major life changing events)
this was in a phone conversation...
RAH: I have a lot of resentments toward you and the kids and I think that's why I drank.
ME: REally? Like what?
RAH: Well Son#1 never takes out the trash..
(I just about spit my coke all over my car on that one...)
ME: (after coughing and choking back my laughter)...and ..? what about me?
RAH: I resent you for not making me quit sooner.
Yup that MUST be it.