Thread: QUACKERs....
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Old 12-09-2011, 07:56 PM
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chronsweet
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How about ...

"I am not an alcoholic because I only drink beer"

"I only had two-three-four beers" ((I quit trying to explain to him that a 32 ounce bottle of beer is not ONE but more like THREE))

QUACK

Or ... You make me drink ((To which I now reply, you were drunk the day I met you, and perpetually messed up on something every day ever since))
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