You can have my teenagers. They come with enormous appetites, champagne tastes, future college expenses, hideously high car insurance premiums, boys around every corner, three dogs and a chinchilla, and sleepless nights waiting for the garage door to open at curfew.
I don't regret...what is done is done. But jeez louise I am ready for an empty nest and grandchildren I can send home when they get on my nerves!
And the world if full of children right now who needs loving parents. Your childbirth days may be shorter rather than longer, but your potential to be a parent in the future is wide open. Don't judge yourself 5 minutes before the miracle. Who knows what your future holds?
P.S. PM me if you want my kids.
