STBXAH: I swear I won't lie anymore
ME (after he's been caught in a lie not 5 min after the above speech): What about what you just said about not lying?
STBXAH: It's not a lie unless I'm intentionally trying to deceive you.
Hmmmm. Still scratching my head about that one.
And today,
STBXAH: You're being really accomodating/kind thank you
ME: Sure
1 hr later
ME: I tried to be accomodating bc I could and I thought it was best for the girls
STBAH: Don't twist your arm patting yourself on the back-- you have never been accomodating a day in your life
ME: hung up phone and unplugged it- still unplugged 8 hrs later.