Originally Posted by
failedtaper 
There is a guy that comes on the substance abuse forum once in awhile that just upsets the hell out of everybody...He has a great attitude about quitting opiates -- he has beat it, he feels good about it, and he has moved on with his life... He doesn't have an alcohol problem, and so drinks once in awhile with his buddies, which also drives a lot of the other posters nuts.
If you really want to have some fun, try asking the purists how they can be "sober" while inhaling all of that nicotine (a mood-altering drug) from smoking and guzzling all of that coffee, which contains caffeine (also a mood-altering drug). Then, just sit back and watch their Beasts recoil in terror and their AV fly left and right. :-)