I had to google the ZOMG
I am somewhat sarcastic. It was at its worst in my late teens and most of my 20's. But it was pointed out to me that as witty as I thought I was, it was a defense mechanism and pretty off-putting. And, looking back, a lot of my sarcastic quips were not all that witty at all. I kind of cringe when I see people worse than me, because I realize what I used to look like...too insecure to let her guard down.
It's still a work in progress,
especially with my husband.