Another classic quack from my AH:
"I only own that flask because I bought it when you got into fox hunting [on horseback]. It's only because of YOU and your damn horses that I even own a flask."
I went on a fox hunt ONCE 15 years ago. My husband owns probably 10 flasks, some antique, some very expensive, all 'collectible' and 'valuable' and 'investment quality' antiques that he assures me I can sell and make great profits off of if ever he dies. LOL.