This is so funny that I am crying with sadness... I know, the truth hurts...
How about this conversation: upon waking up EVERY morning, my A says "I have a headache" or "my neck (back, legs, shoulder... insert whole body) hurts and I am nauseous". Me in reply: "Do you think it could be a hangover?...you are probably dehydrated." A reply: "Dehydrated? Are you crazy? I drank a whole glass of water!" Me: "When?" Answer: "Yesterday!"
It's like a broken record... or the "voice" of Charlie Brown's teacher: Waah-waa-waa!