Oh, yes. I have heard many of these :rotfxko
Him: I feel like I'm getting fat.
Me: You aren't. But if you want to make changes maybe you could not drink so many beers. Roughly 900-1200+ calories a night on beer can add up after a time.
Him: No, I think I just need to eat less. (hmmmm, he eats normally if not less than as it is...)
"I enjoy drinking, why should I stop doing something that I enjoy."
Him: What's my motivation for not drinking tonight?
me: Your daughter and I aren't enough of a reason?
Him: No! I need something more concrete!
Then there's the excuses (it's friday, it's the weekend, it's tuesday, I feel like crap, I need to relax, I want to celebrate etc.) There's always a reason.
The blaming (if we had more sex, if you were more affectionate, you need to just loosen up etc.)
And my all time favorite: I just don't get enough "me" time! (and with that "me" time all he would do is drink)
*sigh* it's no wonder we laugh at these! They are ridiculous! :rotfxko
if I had more time alone