Me: When is the last drink you had, really?
STBXAH: Last weekend.
Me: So a couple days ago.
STBXAH: Yes, but I quit.
Me: You can't quit every few days and call that quitting.
STBXAH: What do you know, you're not working a program, all that counts is today, and I didn't drink today!!
**oh ok......that kind goes wtih the, "I've quite thousands of times!!"