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Old 08-22-2011, 06:58 AM
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OnMyWay11
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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Here are two of my favorites:

I only drink because you are such a b!tch. I can stop drinking any time but you can't stop being a b!tch.

I drink because everything is yours. (he lived in my house and owns NOTHING so yeah everything is mine but this never did make any sense to me, still doesn't)
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