Chump would never hold a thing like that against her Auntie Ann. Guess what else I found in the box? The white rabbit's bow tie, and one of the three little pig's gloves under Dino's boxers. I think the message may be more complex than I imagined. For those of you wondering, YES, I had JUST cleaned her box.
Something about being late for a very important date by the hair of his chinny-chin-chin?