well you know, if you are a 45 year old woman with 3 kids and fed up with your drunk husband and decided to divorce him....and you dare to spend a Sunday PM at the movies and grab a dinner with a female friend.....you are of course having a sudden mid-life lesbian affair...doesn't matter if you are straight, the *answer* to why you want a divorce is "right there, proof".
he was wearing a knit hat to "diguise himself".....honest to God, this is a TRUE STORY....