Lol, bella that is my favorite too!
One moment it is "quack quack quack i love you more than anything on this planet. thank you for being here for me. im truly so sorry for everything bad ive done to you"
***two seconds pass***
"Quack quack quack i SERIOUSLY ******* hate you more than anyone on this planet! You are seriously a ******* monster who doesnt GET ****. [Insert random below the belt jab here. Example: I love my dog very much (probably because he is more of a man than xabf ever was.) So he goes AND i hope you are gone and your dog is alone when he dies!]
Um really? F*** you b****.