Originally Posted by
lillamy 
Yup. Next, wait for the "you were always a lousy wife, but I'm such a generous guy that I'm going to give you a second chance to come back and do it right this time."
Hey, I got this one!
He's going to give me a second chance, he said.
So I asked him about all the second chances
I had already given
him, and what should I do since he used them all up and I don't have any more second chances to give
him.
"Yes you do! Don't lie to me!" he says.
They must have a manual.
I didn't get the "sleeping around" one - he insisted on being next to be 24/7/365 - but I did get the "Why don't you go back to your old boyfriend, he must have been a
real keeper!"
I think they write these manuals on the bottom of all the cans and bottles of liquor. Maybe that's why XABF always had to finish them off so quickly, he couldn't wait for the next installment of relationship advice.
