:rotfxko you guys are too funny this morning.
My favorite "you can't teach serenity its not like a meatloaf recipe"
I think he has words mixed up he's probably more on a pink cloud so he better have his pink parachute ready cause when he falls off oh boy.
Serenity is something one has to work for IMO through prayer & meditation there are some fleeting moments of it in early sobriety but in my case like another poster I got plum loco 1st.
hang in there it sounds like you are in a more real place than he is.