Originally Posted by
wicked hehehehehe
I think you gotta wait til you are a year out to call yourself a shortimer.
Then you can start with "364 days and a wake up).
or later, (maybe this is just an enlisted thing )
i am so short i can blouse my underwear!
i love that one.
Well, for a temporary light hearted thread jack, I am enlisted. In the Navy, we call them never again days. I will never again have a March 1st in the Navy...and so on. We also have what we call the happiness factor. As your days in gets larger than your days left, you become happier. We even have a complex calculator that tells you your happiness level based on professions. For example, right now I am a clown. When you first come in, you are an accountant. You get the idea. In your last year, you become a Walmart greeter..."Hi, Welcome to Walmart", can't think of any happier job than that