I have 297 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes and 30 seconds until retirement.
hehehehehe
I have 6 years left to retirement. Not that I am counting the days or anything
I think you gotta wait til you are a year out to call yourself a shortimer.
Then you can start with "364 days and a wake up).
or later, (maybe this is just an enlisted thing )
i am so short i can blouse my underwear!
i love that one.