I just have to say these QUACKERS are hysterical. I think they must have a script programmed in their saturated heads because I think I have heard some of these more than once from my ABF.
After a night of heavy drinking, he will wake up hungover and in many instances still drunk. Extra pleasant for me. He screamed at me one morning "You never do anything for me and when you do it's wrong...look you didn't even put 2 ice cubes in my OJ, you put 4. You know I like 2 cubes." (I was getting his OJ ready to get him the heck out of the house and to work so I didn't have to listen to his crap anymore. Oh and for the record, I had no idea what his required number of ice cubes per glass of OJ was!) Really???? 2 cubes too many? OMG...I wanted to scream!!! I just said bye...have a good day...he slammed the door and left. Whatev.