Or without the lisp: Surprised!
Yes, I'm surprised my tongue is not bitten in two after my conversation with R?ABF.
I will replay it for you here:
He: Last night, was just terrible. My mom was cooking in the kitchen and I guess she finished a whole bottle of wine, because when she sat down for dinner, I could tell right away she was loaded.
I: Really? What happened?
He: Well, when my stepdad started talking about his family, she loudly said, "F--- them!" so, when I said, "Ma!" She looked at me, and said, "F---".
I: (astounded, surprised look, but felt very familiar....)
He: So, I decided I didn't have to take
that crap and I just got up and went to my room.
Ok, that's my story.
I just bit down on my tongue and held it there. And held it. And held it.
Just thought I'd share!