Alright, I'm adding pictures, since apparently G is in a class by himself. I always knew he was "special" - I just didn't realize how much of it was the "remedial class" kind.
Here's the towel collection. Behind the towels on the rack there are more metal peddle cars. Also, not all the towels fit in the picture, my bathroom is a "T" shape and there's more in the other section, but here's the "easy to take pictures of" ones. (This also doesn't include the towels on display in the bedroom - I left those ones out. He even got them embroidered.)
Here's an average wall. I took this picture today; the table you see behind the loveseat used to have a giant Sherlock Holmes chess set on display, but I boxed it up already:
I have more boxing to do than I realized when I started.