"It's water...it's in a water bottle." (can I have a sip, I'm dying of thirst?) "Hell no, go find your own."
(Why do I smell wine residue in your coffee travel mug?) "no, I bought grape juice at work and put it in there...must of went bad."
(You're falling, and swaying and can't walk straight) "I can't see, the lights are off." (Nope, they're on)
"I close to many more accounts like this at work, I'm an animal!"
"If you leave me, you'll never find someone as good looking as me."
"The doctor gave these to me, so I have to take them."