"I don't know what you are freaking out about, I only took a benadryl"
"I didn't steal your prescription, it must have been the kids" (really? they are 8 & 6??)
"Of course, I'm ok. I'm only taking the stuff my dr gave me" (4 - 6 pills every 1-2 hrs - right??? )
"Not everyone can be perfect like you, ya know - we all aren't GOD" this was always followed by "Do you know how much I admire your spirituality and relationship with God?"
"I was just resting my eyes for a second, wait how did this cigarette burn thru my shirt?"
Well, these are a little funny & insane, but as I read this ~ I am reminded how miserable I was for those many many years - Today I'm grateful that this is not my life 24/7 anymore - THANK YOU to my HP for deliverance! Oh Dear God, please kill me now if I ever had to go back to living with this again. PINK HUGS to all, Rita