ha, ha. i just pictured all of us sitting in lawn chairs in their driveway, with score cards like they use in the olympics...eating popcorn...
healing: "oh, she definately deserves a 10 for this one"
naive: "hmm, i'll give her a 7, just due to lack of originality"
transform: "well, dunno, naive, i like the fact that it's his best mate...an 8 for me."
l2l: "hey could you pass me a hotdog? oh look, there's xAH coming on the scene...look girls, he's got a drink in his hand...how very predictable...i give him a 0"
healing, transform & naive: "unanimous! a 0 for him! good spot on the beer bottle, l2l"
This just made my day. This is hilarious!!!
Naive, I hope you do something for a living that pays you for these talents of yours. Translating drunkspeak AND comedy writing…you’re brilliant, girl!