PS
No, my favorite drink is vanilla soy milk, not Jack Daniels whiskey.
No, my idea of intimacy goes a little beyond drunken, meaningless, objectifying sex.
No, my favorite CD is Cafe del Mar Vol 14. chill out music, not violent dark metal alternated with sexist jokes.
No, my favorite series is Law and order, not a dumb cartoon for teenagers when you are 30.
No, I don't consider South Park cool or funny.
No, my favorite sport is yoga, not "beer can lifting"
No, I like to construct stuff in life, be creative, not destroy myself at every single opportunity. And hurt others while I am at it.