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Old 09-05-2010, 12:23 AM
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Desert2trees
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Southern Oregon
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Made me think of another couple of them:

me: What's with all the showers and locking the door?
He: I can't get warm, and it helps
me: Why locking the door?
He: The kids might accidently come in.

A - The house was 85degrees and he was sure warm for a few hours after that shower!
B - The kids weren't home!!

UGGGHHH!

When I went on a trip to see family, and returned home to find my jewelry box completely gone:

"You must have hid it before you left. You're always accusing me of stealing from you."

I'm not the one who was hiding things!! PITIFUL. Still haven't found my diamond earrings (that were in that jewelry box).

"How did that get there?" --- for just about anything he forgot to hide.

I don't have a problem - I used to have a problem - I have it under control now.

I had to lie, you wouldn't have believed me if I told the truth.

And the kicker of them all "I don't know how to tell you this, but I think you have multiple personalities. You are losing time and money. I told you about where I went and who I was with and what we did. I don't know where the money went. You must have spent it when you were "her", oh, and I really don't like her either. I think YOU should get some help."
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