wow I love this thread!!
especially about insisting on the truth. How dare we?
A:"I know it looks suspicious baby but really, you've got it all wrong."
Me: "So I'm just being overly paranoid and nothing is going on?"
A: ***light shines in eyes*** "Exactly!"
Me: "Honey why are you in the bathroom for so long so many times? That's the fourth time today."
A: "I'm constipated."
(for like 3 weeks)